Star Trek Expanded Universe:Quote of the Month/Archive

This is a list of all Quotes of the Months showcased on Star Trek Expanded Universe's Main Page. For a list of quotes scheduled to appear on the Main Page in the coming months, see Star Trek Expanded Universe:Quote of the Month.
 * Before September 2006 the Quote of the Month didn't exist on STEU. It is policy to choose only fan-created quotes found here on STEU.

September 2006
"According to myth, the Earth was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes Genesis! We'll do it for you in six minutes!"

- McCoy (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)''

October 2006
"There is a world of difference between pushing buttons and flying, Mister Hunter."

- Captain Talath (Star Trek: Intrepid - "Heavy Lies the Crown")''

November 2006
"Attacking a Klingon and Federation starbase is an act of WAR!"

- Captain Lewis to Commander Jimb'a (Star Trek: Unity)

December 2006
"Oh well, stand and be in awe of captain fancy pants! I got news for ya, ya dinnae command but two things now, Jack and Shite...and Jack just left Spacedock."

- Logan MacLeod to Captain Finnegan (Star Trek: Defenders of the Federation - "Shadow Agent")

January 2007
"I have a life with my family. I can't give that up. Not for the galaxy, not for the Federation, not for you. You can find another poster boy!"

- Timothy Sinclair to Mark Coleman (Star Trek: Pendragon - "True North")

February
"Would you believe that we’re here to make snow angels?"

- Carl Stoeffles to captors (Tales of the Seventh Fleet - "A Touch of Home")

March
"I guess the old joke is true: The only way you get a new thought into a Tellarite's head is with a drill. I kind of wish they'd sharpened the drill bits first, though."

- Doctor Henglaar (Star Trek: Hidden Frontier: "Enemy Unknown, Part One")

April
"What if… we get thousands of hamsters, get them to run around in little wheels and hook them up to the shields."

- Ian Tyson making the suggestion about how to increase shield strength. (Star Trek: Pioneer: "Dark Reflection")

May
"So let me get this straight. You placed a bet in the ship's pool that Captain Puto here would cause the destruction of Unity... Well I know Puto's command skills need improvement but surely they aren't that bad."

- Lewis (: "New Order")

June
"All this. For a history we don't know. For people we may or may not become. Captain. Call it off while you still can!"

- Doctor McCoy (Star Trek: New Voyages: "In Harm's Way")

July
"You can fix the ice cream machine, but can't make the bed in the morning?"

- Doctor Valerie Lupia to her husband (Tales of the Seventh Fleet - "Return to Doomsday")

August
"Remember, I've read your ship's logs, Sandy. Believe me, you need a diplomatic officer. You and your crew operate with all the subtlety of a brick through a glass window."

- Lt. Commander Pell Ojana to Captain Donald Sandhurst, discussing Pell's posting to the USS Gibraltar. (Star Trek: Gibraltar: "Prophets and Loss")

September
"I guess having a transparent cranium doesn't automatically mean you think clearly, does it?"

- An exasperated Chief Caar to Gallamite crewman Jehcy. (: "The Distant Fire")

October
"My job? Oh, that’s right, I remember now. That’s what I was doing on the bridge of the Tempest during the war. I was standing knee deep in bodies, surrounded by burning starships on the Bolian Front while Enterprise was playing diplomatic courier and flitting about on archeological surveys. I hope your uniform didn’t get too dirty hauling shovels around the dig sites for your captain."

- Commander Liana Ramirez to Commander Will Riker, discussing the flagship's non-participation in much of the Dominion War. (Star Trek: Gibraltar: Prophets and Loss)

November
"If transwarp wasn't such a big deal right now, this would be getting all the press."

- Engineer Susan Mirsky to Security Chief Michael Sinclair discussing the use of four warp nacelles. (Star Trek: USS Hathaway: Genesis)

December
"I completely understand, Admiral. Just the other day I was saying to GoyCho that space is the final frontier, and that these were the voyages of the starship-- Well, I don't want to bore you with all the details."

- Lieutenant Armond (: "The Tilonian System")

February
"Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, you always say that, you always threaten us with doomsday, and then we kick your asses... ALL YOUR ASSES!!!"

- Lewis to the Borg Emperor (Star Trek: Unity: "Threads")

March
"I want a raise. And hazard pay. And one of those fuzzy lollipops Henglaar keeps in his desk. Second drawer, in the back. Behind the proctology...doohickey."

- Lt. Jenna McFarland to Admiral Ian Knapp, about to pilot a shuttle through a dangerous region of the Briar Patch, "Past Sins",