Quantic Return is the fifteenth episode of the second RIS Bouteina season.


Still trapped in a different quantum reality of 2409, the RIS Bouteina goes to the Ramatis system in search of a way out. They find unexpected help, but also, unexpected results while implementing this solution.


Act OneEdit

Still trapped in 2409, the crew of the Bouteina tries to hail the future counterpart of the USS Voyeur, with no result. They find survivors but they don't recognize any of them. The leader of the survivors, Gour, tell them that they were heavily damaged in the siege of Starbase 24. Gour asks Rakelli to make clothing for her, while Mizarh assumes the persona of a Starfleet redshirt. Rakelli haggles the price of Gour's new uniform and the other Federation redshirts found Rakelli almost as greedy as Ferengi. Gour accepts to pay Rakelli's first price in exchange for information that could get the Romulans out of the quantum reality traps.

Act TwoEdit

Rakelli returns on the Bouteina with a PADD under his possession, containing all the information he could get from Gour. Vaebn Mairex gets to work as he remodulated the warp engines with Rovas. Annika wanted to know how exactly the quantum realities affected the holodecks. Once again, with four other crewmen, a World of Warcraft holodeck programs was activated, but, this time around, the characters that the party fought all looked like rehashes of Dhiemm. They let the Dhiemm copies fight among each other. After all the copies of Dhiemm are done killing each other, the computer tells them that an item has leveled up.

Act ThreeEdit

Dhiemm restarts the program. When the program is restarted, Zetra rushes towards the enemies like Klingon players usually do, while the enemy Blood Elves fire photon grenades at the gang. But Zetra proved to be the saving grace of the group, as she used her magic to reverb the photon grenades back at the Blood Elves. Annika Hansenses that something is amiss and orders Dhiemm to restart the program. Lovestospooch realizes that, on their third run, Annika is acting unlike the other two times, because she is a Tauren warrior rather than a "two-minute mage" and she doesn't seem to know much about WoW anymore.

Act FourEdit

From the bridge, Taev Radaik calls the people in Holodeck Delta to return to their stations because they were done remodulating the warp drive. Putal asks to go on Ramatis to purchase fresh cigarettes. Zama finds something weird with Putal but he suggests that an holonovel be written concerning these adventures. Pazzo suggests that it should be done after they return to 2385, though. Upon return, they ask a Lyran starship the time. The Lyrans tell them that the stardate is 62727.43. Back at Starbase 47, they deliver their reports under the form of a PADD.

Act FiveEdit

Rakelli returns to the Elephantine Carpet, where the Arbazan vendor asked him about the different quantum realities. The Subytt redshirt answered that the iCarpets were different in these quantum realities. Rakelli then proceeds to purchase a medium-sized iCarpet and he receives an offer to make Senior commodore Pfrizzek's clothes, who pays for both the Count and his own clothes. The ship's main scientists are gathered in the starbase's theater to open a conference about quantum fissures and quantum realities, where several Lyrans asked them questions about these objects.

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RIS Bouteina episodes
Season 1
"The Departure" • "Distress Call" • "Take Me Out to the Zoo" • "Marianela" • "What about some D'oh!" • "Fundraiser" • "Declaration of Warcraft" • "No Child Left Untested" • "Manhunt" • "Eidolon" • "Four Redshirts and a Shirt" • "Merry Christmas" • "We're All In This Together" • "Marriage and Honeymoon"
Season 2
"Cloak, baby, Cloak!" • "Fury of the Prison Ships" • "Women's Dark Frontier" • "Easter Eggs" • "Bowser Shakedown" • "Sphere of Influence" • "Broken Bread" • "Extraordinary Summit" • "My Carpet, Tis of Thee" • "The Whole Kitten Kaboodle" • "Battle at the Grave of Thoughts" • "Redshirt Distribution" • "Bottle to Throttle" • "Quantic Fissure" • "Quantic Return" • "Blackrock and Roll" • "Kingdom Hospital" • "Monster-in-a-Box" • "A Tale of Two Holodecks" • "Grinch and Scrooge" • "Miracle in Whoville" • "Battle of Eight Beat" • "Planet of the Cheaters" • "How the Charter Was Won"
Season 3
"Yesterday's Lyrans" • "The Measure of a Romulan" • "Cost of Captivity" • "Hussade Contract" • "Degree of Liberty" • "Days of Wine and D'ohses" • "Doctor Rihanna" • "Grade Inflation, Part One" • "Grade Inflation, Part Two" • "Grade Inflation, Part Three" • "Holographic Family" • "There's no Coffee in the Nebula" • "Tobacco Quest" • "Super Size Me" • "Super Size Me Again" • "Limit at Plus Infinity" • "The Day Where Students Have Stopped Calculating" • "If At First You Don't Succeed" • "Going, going, gone" • "Drug Wars" • "Monopolis" • "TV Dinner" • "Love Plan" • "Spoiled Rotten"
Season 4
"Humans, Romulans and Space-Beasts" • "Vosteage" • "Ice Cream Parlor" • "Gogmagog" • "Relief and Refuge" • "Real Estate Liberty" • "High Priestess of Evacuation" • "Limit at Minus Infinity" • "Low-Cost Vacation" • "Back to School" • "Tribble Resupply" • "Midwife" • "Night of the Were-Hawks" • "Forlorn Hope" • "Party Quest" • "Combinatorics Nightmare" • "Redshirt Computer" • "Party School" • "Just Cause" • "Kathelet"
Season 5
"Resolution on Krant" • "Hilbert Hotel" • "New York Convention" • "Propane Dream" • "Hospital Blues" • "Home Sense" • "Homeward" • "Dr Jekyll and Dr Hyde" • "Varlamov Steak" • "Credit Card Scholarship" • "Black Sox" • "Jockship" • "Two-Speed Intellect" • "Toy Dream" • "A Hockey Game Broke Out" • "Ultimate Wager" • "Cigarette Redshirt" • "Rator III Awaits" • "Hystelic Kingdom"
Sequel: Star Trek: The Stoneship Files
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