The Day Where Students Have Stopped Calculating is the seventeenth episode of the third RIS Bouteina season.

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The Q Continuum has established that the Romulans have learned their lesson, if only because of coercion. By then, they are sent back to the prime universe, where they needed to clean up the mess left by the alternate-timeline crew.

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Act One[edit | edit source]

But before the crew returns, Taev Radaik asks Mizarh about judging in synchronized skating. Also, Annika Hansen asks Q about the hush kit, if they could keep it onboard. During their sleep, they are returned to the Bouteina and away from the ChR Medusa's Gaze. The crewmen clean the decks because the alternate-timeline crew partied too much onboard. They were hailed by zombies, who asked for their brains. Meanwhile, Putal locates the source of the transmission as being the psychiatric hospital ship, the Averment. They warn the ISC Pacification Army about the mutiny in the mental facility.

Act Two[edit | edit source]

The records officer received transmissions pertaining to papers written by the patients of the super-dreadnought that serves as a psychiatric hospital. Lovestospooch is baffled as to why these people ended up in a mental facility. Also, T'Val wonders what would Romulan brains would do to the patients. Also, Damar and Brianna Reiss look at a paper pertaining to cheating technique, and criticize it. Red alert is ordered and they were also sent another transmission pertaining to "the day where students have stopped calculating" and demands addressed at the university the patients attended before they became madmen.

Act Three[edit | edit source]

The ISC first dispatched the Chaos Breaker-class ship, the Demolition, to engage the Averment in battle. The Korlivilar flight controller kept saying "Calculating" when it flew towards it. They ordered an "alpha strike", destroying the Demolition and forcing the Romulans to fight the ship manned by madmen. Catherine signaled to the Pacification Army that the Demolition has been destroyed. The shuttles are launched and the Interstellar Concordium Pacification Army has reinforced the Romulans as well. The Romulans then fire disruptors at the hospital's impulse engines.

Act Four[edit | edit source]

The first ISC ship is destroyed and the fighter pilots disable the plasma torpedo tube while firing at the ship's engines. Relm has also hit a transporter room even when the zombified patients beamed in the Romulan ship to eat Romulan brains. A security alert was called and the zombie attack was quickly repelled. Brianna signaled to the bridge that they could beam out an away team. Then again, the madmen destroyed a third ISC cruiser. In preparation for the away mission, Neleras asks to have 25,000 doses of Ritalin replicated and they begin trafficking the life support systems of the hospital ship.

Act Five[edit | edit source]

While putting in the medicine, Aerv stumbles upon more papers written by the occupants of the hospital and they complain that they will need more medicine to complete the work. These documents went a long way towards substantiating the claims made by the patients and one of these looked like an history paper about the historical impact of the QeylIS BetleH-class on the Klingon Empire. The patients surrender after the dose of Ritalin made its effect. Then, the central command of the ISC Pacification Army granted the newly-cured madmen the command of the Averment and its first mission was to give the patients back.

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RIS Bouteina episodes
Season 1
"The Departure" • "Distress Call" • "Take Me Out to the Zoo" • "Marianela" • "What about some D'oh!" • "Fundraiser" • "Declaration of Warcraft" • "No Child Left Untested" • "Manhunt" • "Eidolon" • "Four Redshirts and a Shirt" • "Merry Christmas" • "We're All In This Together" • "Marriage and Honeymoon"
Season 2
"Cloak, baby, Cloak!" • "Fury of the Prison Ships" • "Women's Dark Frontier" • "Easter Eggs" • "Bowser Shakedown" • "Sphere of Influence" • "Broken Bread" • "Extraordinary Summit" • "My Carpet, Tis of Thee" • "The Whole Kitten Kaboodle" • "Battle at the Grave of Thoughts" • "Redshirt Distribution" • "Bottle to Throttle" • "Quantic Fissure" • "Quantic Return" • "Blackrock and Roll" • "Kingdom Hospital" • "Monster-in-a-Box" • "A Tale of Two Holodecks" • "Grinch and Scrooge" • "Miracle in Whoville" • "Battle of Eight Beat" • "Planet of the Cheaters" • "How the Charter Was Won"
Season 3
"Yesterday's Lyrans" • "The Measure of a Romulan" • "Cost of Captivity" • "Hussade Contract" • "Degree of Liberty" • "Days of Wine and D'ohses" • "Doctor Rihanna" • "Grade Inflation, Part One" • "Grade Inflation, Part Two" • "Grade Inflation, Part Three" • "Holographic Family" • "There's no Coffee in the Nebula" • "Tobacco Quest" • "Super Size Me" • "Super Size Me Again" • "Limit at Plus Infinity" • "The Day Where Students Have Stopped Calculating" • "If At First You Don't Succeed" • "Going, going, gone" • "Drug Wars" • "Monopolis" • "TV Dinner" • "Love Plan" • "Spoiled Rotten"
Season 4
"Humans, Romulans and Space-Beasts" • "Vosteage" • "Ice Cream Parlor" • "Gogmagog" • "Relief and Refuge" • "Real Estate Liberty" • "High Priestess of Evacuation" • "Limit at Minus Infinity" • "Low-Cost Vacation" • "Back to School" • "Tribble Resupply" • "Midwife" • "Night of the Were-Hawks" • "Forlorn Hope" • "Party Quest" • "Combinatorics Nightmare" • "Redshirt Computer" • "Party School" • "Just Cause" • "Kathelet"
Season 5
"Resolution on Krant" • "Hilbert Hotel" • "New York Convention" • "Propane Dream" • "Hospital Blues" • "Home Sense" • "Homeward" • "Dr Jekyll and Dr Hyde" • "Varlamov Steak" • "Credit Card Scholarship" • "Black Sox" • "Jockship" • "Two-Speed Intellect" • "Toy Dream" • "A Hockey Game Broke Out" • "Ultimate Wager" • "Cigarette Redshirt" • "Rator III Awaits" • "Hystelic Kingdom"
Sequel: Star Trek: The Stoneship Files
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